Hello, my name is Matt.

Matt is a kickball team

In fact, Matt is the Westcoast Kickball League's (WKL's) premier taunt-centered championship team. For years running, Matt (formerly Bluetooth Fannypack, Space Tractor, Keytarded, and Hell Toupee) has consistently raised the bar in making kickball the drunkest, nakedest, most raucous game it can be. This is Matt's online home.

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  • Apron Assault Squad’s epic Mission Implausible taunt July 25, 2010
    Apron Assault Squad’s winning taunt against Mission: Implausible featured challenges at all four bases and a death-defying final climax. Not to be missed!
  • Kickball Team Waits for MART,Y July 24, 2010
    In a surprise upset, Kickball Team’s Fugazi cover earns them a taunt win over MART,Y.
  • Darkside vs. Darkside July 24, 2010
    This week’s TBA game pitted the Sith lords of the Darkside against the Goths in hot weather of the Darkside. Who was darker? You be the judge. The Darkside introduced their handicap with an industrial-tinged jingle: Blacked Out TBA Jingle Due to our team’s obvious athletic superiority over your team, we’re handicapping ourselves to level th […]
  • MART,Y vs Darkside July 20, 2010
    The crew of MART,Y stumbled across a cooky nurse who taught them that the only way to beat the Darkside was with PEDs; That’s performance enhancing drugs.   “The Darkside obviously use them, just look at their women!” she exclaimed.  Even though the crew was determined and the PEDs were cookin’ through their veins, the [...]

June 2nd, 2009 Your future is secure with Matt.

Matt is kickball.

Matt is the ruler of all taunts.

Matt is the future, Matt is NOW, Matt is not the past.

All shall bow before the might of Matt.

If you have read this consider yourself taunted.

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