June 4th, 2009 Matt vs. Apron Assault Squad
The rookie team of Apron Assault Squad had an understandably shaky showing on opening day. They were tauntless and untimately winless as the day wrapped up. Thankfully, they bought both a taunt and a win to the field on Thursday, but obviously those two words did not apply to each other in the context of Matt.
Matt thoroughly trounced AAS in the taunt department, featuring them in an episode of the well-known Belgian game show “What’s Under Your Apron!” The results were not pretty.
Even less pretty was the kickball game itself, which found Matt on the losing end of AAS’s obviously superior athleticism and newly found grasp of the rules of the game.
Taunt win: MATT.
Kickball game: Epic fail.
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