May 8th, 2009 Matt is Coming…
Matt may be intimidating to the other teams on the WKL. This is understandable. Here are some fun facts that you can use to prepare you for your first encounter with Matt.
- Two Matts can have children, but those children are sterile and cannot reproduce.
- If you place a statue of St. Anthony on your home’s threshold no Matts will be able to pass, unless they invite themselves in.
- While it’s commonly known the name Matthew means “gift of the Lord” it is less commonly known the shorter version, Matt, means “All Devouring Flame that Spews Eternally from the Smirking Mouth of the Norse God of Anguish.”
- If possible, avoid eye contact with any Matt you meet. A Matt’s demonry can venture across invisible strings conjured from their very eyes. It’s also just considered bad etiquette.
- A kickball injection to the face administered by Matt can significantly reduce the appearance of lines and wrinkles
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May 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Gross! I look like Eric Stoltz in Mask in this picture. And kinda like Matthew Lillard.