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In fact, Matt is the Westcoast Kickball League's (WKL's) premier taunt-centered championship team. For years running, Matt (formerly Bluetooth Fannypack, Space Tractor, Keytarded, and Hell Toupee) has consistently raised the bar in making kickball the drunkest, nakedest, most raucous game it can be. This is Matt's online home.

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July 7th, 2009 The Secret Sauce

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June 1st, 2009 Matt vs. Holy Moly

Matt kicked off a winning taunt season against Holy Moly on WKL’s opening day.

Matt buzz was running deep all day. The recruitment booth was humming, the newly Mattified dual sound system was bumping, and the Sunshine Sparkle Cheer Squad was hotter than ever.

Rather than taunt Holy Moly, Matt chose to honor a Matt application submitted by none other than the Holy Moly captain himself, Justin. The Mattitude seemed strong in this one, and Matt was feeling particularly charitable this day, so the swearing-in ceremony was going quite well when our resident auditor noticed some irregularities with Justin’s application. It seems the application bore the signature, not of Justin, but of Science McGhee.

For shame, for shame. Justin’s membership was immediately revoked, and he returned to his team dishonored.

Taunt win: MATT.

Kickball game: Epic fail.

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