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Archive for June, 2009
The rookie team of Apron Assault Squad had an understandably shaky showing on opening day. They were tauntless and untimately winless as the day wrapped up. Thankfully, they bought both a taunt and a win to the field on Thursday, but obviously those two words did not apply to each other in the context of Matt.
Matt thoroughly trounced AAS in the taunt department, featuring them in an episode of the well-known Belgian game show “What’s Under Your Apron!” The results were not pretty.
Even less pretty was the kickball game itself, which found Matt on the losing end of AAS’s obviously superior athleticism and newly found grasp of the rules of the game.
Taunt win: MATT.
Kickball game: Epic fail.
all these buttons! clicking! kickball nerds.
this is going to be fun.
June 2nd, 2009
What does Matt taste like?
Matt is kickball.
Matt is the ruler of all taunts.
Matt is the future, Matt is NOW, Matt is not the past.
All shall bow before the might of Matt.
If you have read this consider yourself taunted.
Matt kicked off a winning taunt season against Holy Moly on WKL’s opening day.
Matt buzz was running deep all day. The recruitment booth was humming, the newly Mattified dual sound system was bumping, and the Sunshine Sparkle Cheer Squad was hotter than ever.
Rather than taunt Holy Moly, Matt chose to honor a Matt application submitted by none other than the Holy Moly captain himself, Justin. The Mattitude seemed strong in this one, and Matt was feeling particularly charitable this day, so the swearing-in ceremony was going quite well when our resident auditor noticed some irregularities with Justin’s application. It seems the application bore the signature, not of Justin, but of Science McGhee.
For shame, for shame. Justin’s membership was immediately revoked, and he returned to his team dishonored.
Taunt win: MATT.
Kickball game: Epic fail.
